SBSusan Brading
Old Dr Sim didn't care much for the rule book.
He didn't care much for hygiene either by the state of his surgery.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I'm not interested in your opinion as to whether I seem a bit lonely or a bit Bodmin or how far it is to Delabole. It's just a dog.
Her name's Louisa Glasson, the school teacher.
I know. We've met.
But not successfully.
Why do you say that?
You were skulking and nobody skulks after a successful meeting.
Did you hurt that dog? I love dogs.
Yeah, I love them too. I love the way they smell. I love the way they bite you. Dogs are the best.
Elaine, does Susan Brading know Gilbert Spencer?
Know him? Only in the Biblical sense.
What do you mean, she gave birth to him in a stable?
How much HRT cream can one woman use?
Good afternoon, Elaine. You're looking efficient. Enjoy your tea.
There's a patient waiting.
No, there isn't because as you know, I'm not open for business yet.
There's still a patient waiting.
You'd better be dying.
RRoss
I think I'm growing breasts.
Oh, no.
RRoss
Oh, God. It's serious, innit!
What? Oh, no, nothing to do with you, I had a theory, you've just proved it wrong.
How are you finding us?
Irritating. All except the primary school teacher who's a pirate, it seems.
You depressed?
Aw no, I've antagonized half the village, buggered up a marriage, and crashed my car. Why would I be depressed?
I'm depressed.
If you wanted a chocolate-box village, go to the Isle of Wight. This is a real place.
(Finding the stray dog sitting outside the surgery) I thought you were going to...
I know. He got out. Had a good lawyer.
Are you gonna pay me for this week or what?
What.
Way I see it, you need patients and we need a doc. we don't one have to love to another. Do we?
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