A character in Disenchantment
Played by Abbi Jacobson
Disenchantment · 39 quotes
Most-quoted character in Disenchantment: in 21 of its 39 quotes
Most scenes with: Elfo (6), Luci (6), King Zøg (3)
Bean[seeing Elfo hurtling past in a tube] Did you see that? He made it! We're all here together! This is so- [Elfo continues to scream] Oh, wait, hang on. He's still screaming.
I think he's done now. [Elfo screams again] Nope. Wait... Okay, yes.
[They cheer. Elfo starts screaming again. Bean and Luci share an embarrassed silence]
I'd like to tell you something about understandin' women.
BeanYes?
I said I'd like to, doesn't mean I can.
[an ogre guard carries Elfo into the prison where Bean is locked in a cell]
Don't worry, Bean! I'll save you!
BeanLook, I'm not some damsel in distress! Well, technically I guess I am, but still.
BeanOh God, it's over, he's turning blue!
He was already blue. I think he's actually turning less blue.
BeanIs that good or bad?
How should I know? I'm green, not blue. God! Do all people of colour look the same to you?
BeanOh, good. You're still up.
I'm always up. I haven't been able to sleep for weeks. They say turkey helps, but I took two and nothin'
BeanThey're gonna burn us at the stake.
Oh, God, I'm gonna smell like burnt candy corn.
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