Dirty Jobs · Season 1
[Mike and Dave have added hops into another vat.]
How hot is it in there?
About 212 degrees. Boiling point.
That's boiling, yeah. That's why you keep that [lid] shut.
Yeah.
Safety first.
[Dave agrees]
Where are your safety goggles, Dave?
Uhh…
Uh-huh. I'll have a chat with OSHA.
[Mike and Dave are looking down a vat that Mike is going to clean]
How hot is it down there?
148 degrees.
Well it’s a dry heat.
Roach Armageddon is about to commence.
Bring it on.
You know you're a farrier when you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
Now does it occur to the crab that the chicken, being a land based animal, has no business at the bottom of the river?
No, he's never seen a chicken.
Turns out shoes really do make the horse.
You've seen worse, haven't you?
No, I haven't seen much worse, honestly.
We conclude with a sandjob?
Always.
I love a happy ending!
[Mike and Todd are shoveling sludge]
So how does it rate?
On the seven levels of hell? Six...and a half.
I'm glad I could accommodate you.
[referring to a drum of sludge] How much does it weigh?
About, uh, six hundred pounds. So let me get you the uh...
Yeah, get me something, like six other guys.
[Todd returns with a dolly]
Oh a dolly. Hello, dolly.
[while bottling honey in a bear] That's a two pound bear and that goes for $6.
So if a two pound bear goes for $6 and a one quart bottle goes for eight dollars, a one quart bottle must weigh over two pounds.
It's three pounds.
See? I did that all in my head!
Very good.
Thanks.
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