You've seen worse, haven't you?
MMatt
No, I haven't seen much worse, honestly.
“Sludge Cleaner” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Mike (5)
We conclude with a sandjob?
MMatt
Always.
I love a happy ending!
[Mike and Todd are shoveling sludge]
TTodd
So how does it rate?
On the seven levels of hell? Six...and a half.
TTodd
I'm glad I could accommodate you.
[referring to a drum of sludge] How much does it weigh?
TTodd
About, uh, six hundred pounds. So let me get you the uh...
Yeah, get me something, like six other guys.
[Todd returns with a dolly]
Oh a dolly. Hello, dolly.
HMrs. Hunt
[while bottling honey in a bear] That's a two pound bear and that goes for $6.
So if a two pound bear goes for $6 and a one quart bottle goes for eight dollars, a one quart bottle must weigh over two pounds.
HMrs. Hunt
It's three pounds.
See? I did that all in my head!
HMrs. Hunt
Very good.
Thanks.
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