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S1 E9

Dirty Jobs · Season 1, Episode 9

Mike and Todd in “Sludge Cleaner”

Mike

[referring to a drum of sludge] How much does it weigh?

Todd

About, uh, six hundred pounds. So let me get you the uh...

Mike

Yeah, get me something, like six other guys.

[Todd returns with a dolly]

Mike

Oh a dolly. Hello, dolly.

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