Nice warm day. Rough seas. The smell of freshly ground mackerel hitting you square in the face like a moist sponge. If you don't vomit in a situation like this, you never will.
“Chinatown Garbage Collector” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Mike (4)
That's going in my wine? Please tell me there's another process between here and the vineyard.
What's the coolest thing you ever found in a car you were disassembling?
MMark
One time I found a forty-five.
A forty-five... a weapon?
MMark
A weapon. I found a cassette box that was loaded with drugs.
What kinda drugs?
MMark
Green stuff in a bag, I guess it was...
Oregano, probably
MMark
Probably. Oregano to me...
What happened was that you probably got the car of an ex-cooking expert, probably.
MMark
And he was afraid someone was gonna steal his recipe and that's why he had the forty-five.
After eight hours with L.J. III, I was trashed.
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