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Dirty Jobs · Season 1, Episode 4

Mike and Mark in “Chinatown Garbage Collector”

Mike

What's the coolest thing you ever found in a car you were disassembling?

Mark

One time I found a forty-five.

Mike

A forty-five... a weapon?

Mark

A weapon. I found a cassette box that was loaded with drugs.

Mike

What kinda drugs?

Mark

Green stuff in a bag, I guess it was...

Mike

Oregano, probably

Mark

Probably. Oregano to me...

Mike

What happened was that you probably got the car of an ex-cooking expert, probably.

Mark

And he was afraid someone was gonna steal his recipe and that's why he had the forty-five.

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