Mike
What's the coolest thing you ever found in a car you were disassembling?
Mark
One time I found a forty-five.
Mike
A forty-five... a weapon?
Mark
A weapon. I found a cassette box that was loaded with drugs.
Mike
What kinda drugs?
Mark
Green stuff in a bag, I guess it was...
Mike
Oregano, probably
Mark
Probably. Oregano to me...
Mike
What happened was that you probably got the car of an ex-cooking expert, probably.
Mark
And he was afraid someone was gonna steal his recipe and that's why he had the forty-five.
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