Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.
GGary
Sure they do.
Come on, it's orange!
“Sewer Inspector” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Mike (4)
GGary
The first thing we have to do, Mike, is get acquainted with this tool right here.
What is this?
GGary
This tool here is called the Pooper Scooper.
This is called a garden trowel.
GGary
For us it's a Pooper Scooper.
You're not gonna tell me that were gonna scoop the poop out of the pot with a garden trowel?
Ho ho ho, three giant bags of poo. Who's been naughty? I'm the real bad Santa.
And while some people might have left their hearts in San Francisco, I can tell you from my experience today, that's not all they left.
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