“Roadkill Cleaner” quotes from Dirty Jobs

There's times that you have to either laugh or throw up, whatever comes first which you might as well laugh.

Mike

I'll tell you what. You laugh and I'll throw up.

Mike

[to golf ball diver] Did you ever lose your bag of balls? That's got to be frustrating.

You fan with your hands through the mud until you feel something hard and you grab onto it. It's gonna be a golf ball. And if it moves, you let it go.

[said while horse breeder was pulling out manure from the horse's butt] I can identify most of our horses from this angle.

Mike

You gotta get out more.