Good morning. Last night's massive aerial springs have succeeded in destroying all of the cider poppies. Unfortunately, it also killed all other forms of plant life on the planet.
[sadly] Well, there goes breakfast.
...and so it seems the task force solution to the cider poppy problem, has caused an environmental calamity of catastrophic proportions.
Somebody's in trouble.
[happily] Good morning, everyone! Isn't it a beautiful day?
[angrily] Earl, have you looked outside? That spray of yours killed every plant on Earth!
D'oh, pish-posh, Franny! Given the operation of this magnitude just bound to be some unfortunate casualties, but let's not giving the wild hunt purply. [Earl sees the valley with dead plants; Earl gasps in shocked] Duh... maybe we went a little overboard with the poison.
[shocked in anger] A little? [furious] Your stupid spray killed all plant life!
Hey, what are you complaining about? You never liked salads anyway!
[shocked in anger] Huh?
[angrily] You've destroyed the global food chain! No plants means no food at all!
Nonsense! There's a wide variety of commercial snack foods which have virtually no natural ingredients.
[Robbie groans in anger]
[furious] Earl, we can't live on Ho-Ho's!
I can!
[reassuringly] Hey, let's not get panicky. Our Task Force Technical Advisor will know exactly how to bring back the plants.
[Earl's statement of reassurance is immediately trashed as the scene cuts to WeSaySo's office.]
How the heck should I know?! I'm a captain of industry, not a gardener!!!
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