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S2 E7

Dinnerladies · Season 2, Episode 7

Jean and Philippa in “Minnellium”

Jean

I'll tell you about the time Keith's Auntie Dot from Cockermouth found two albino gerbils under the spare bed.

Philippa

Aww. Did they mate?

Jean

Well they didn't, what with them being two angora bed socks.

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