RRoyal
(to Anita) Are you an immigrant?
No, Anita's British!
RRoyal
Oh, good. So you don't find it too cold here?
[crying] I SAID NIPPLES!
RRoyal
How do you feel about wearing a uniform?
I think we can all see the sense in it, for hygiene. And it protects your nipples!
(to Twinkle) Do you want to get a job in an upstairs window in Amsterdam, or shall we try and cling on to our slim little foothold in catering?
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