Dexter's Laboratory Season 1 quotes

Oh Dad will just love this!

Attention shoppers, we have a red light sale on aisle 8 on... latex gloves!

Would you look at that, the very last pair! Must be my lucky day!

Just last night my friend TV and I went out to eat. I ordered a TV dinner and he got the satellite dish!

Dexter, stop that immediately.

Sit on it, Fonz!

Aw well, I guess we'll have to try again next week.

I've always loved science.

Ah, the sweet and silent solitude of the school library.

Oh yeah, we're so prepared for this. This is going to be a great game, we're going to kicky Booty.

Our new cheers are so awesome. Wait until you see them, you're not gonna believe it!

Ahem! [puts the piece of paper that says "No talking in the Library!" on the table, takes the book from the boy] No book for you, [takes book from the girl] and no book for you!

Ah, here we are. 701.328. [gasps] Hello! What is this?! "Green Bacon and Eggs"! What is a children's book doing in coelacanth paleobiology? [gets enraged]

[goes in search of a book and returns to Dexter] Cannot confirm target.

Cannot confirm target? You illiterate Android! [slaps the robot] Must I spell everything out for you recycled soup cans?

Dexter, I am very disappointed in you. I leave you in charge of the library for one hour, and look what you do. Just look at this mess.

But- but- I... they...

I'm giving you the maximum library penalty.

[gasps] No! Not that! Please, Miss Salinger. No!

That's right. You can only check out 4 books a week, instead of 5.

[sobs] It's not very nice of you. NO!

Shh!

Ah, all done.

Mandark

It's about time. Well, let's see what we've got. [takes off the blindfold] Ah! At last, my darkest creation is completed!

[gives the remote control to Mandark] After you.

Mandark

May I? [grabs the remote control] With a push of this button, I, Mandark, will unleash a mind-bending transmission which will put the entire universe under my control. And that means you, too, Dorkster. I have double-crossed you once again. And now it will all be mine! [laughs] Ha!

Ha! Well, well, well, Mandark, who double-crossed whom?

Mandark

This was supposed to be mine, Dexter! All mine, not yours! Mine!

Well, like I always say: if you can't play with the big dogs, stay on the porch. Ha ha! [The "The End" logo in white appears on the screen] Hey! What is going on? I am trying to wax poetic here.

[sees Dee Dee's hair cut off and laughs insanely] OH, YOU'RE KILLING ME! [laughing and snorting]

So?

Now, Dee Dee. We have been through this scenario so many times before, and you know that I am helpless to assist you for one simple and very basic reason: you are STUPID!

Oh, please, Dexter. Please! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please! Oh, please, Dexter! Use your vast and unlimited knowledge of science to help me get my hair back! Pretty please.

Well, no.

Alright, Dexter, but remember... [grows bigger] I am your big sister! [grows some more] AND I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A BUG... [grows again] ...IF YOU DON'T DO AS I SAY!

Now, Dee Dee, pay attention. You are only to apply one drop of this stuff. Do you understand? One drop, not 2 drops, not 3 drops, not 75 drops. JUST ONE DROP! GOT IT?!

Yeah. Of course I got it, Dexter. Just one drop. [sings and leaves the lab] One drop, one drop, one drop, one drop...

Let me guess. You used more than one drop.

It was too one drop, Dexter! Just a really, really big one drop!

Hmm...

You did it all wrong, Mandark. I figured out you were copying "Mister Misery" all along, so I played your own game against you. [Mandark pretends to be yawning] And then you have the nerve [throws the "Mister Misery" comic] not to even follow the dumb story! Oh, and one other thing... WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS STUPID QUACKING?!

Mandark

Well, you see, Dexter. I went to buy "Mister Misery" but the store was all sold out. So I picked up a copy of "Dangerous Duck" instead.

And do you know why "Mister Misery" was all sold out? Because I bought them all.

Mandark

Hmm. Well, then. If you bought them all, how did you expect me to know all "Mister Misery"'s new fight moves then?! [Dexter is upset and a donkey appears] QUACK. [teases Dexter and walks away]