Dexter's Laboratory quotes

Alright, let's see. I'll need two eggs...

One stick of butter...

A half a cup of sugar...

A pinch of cinnamon.

A cup of cinnamon.

A cup of cinnamon.

A quart of pepper.

A quart of pepper.

A box of olives.

A box of peppers.

Yup, yup, yup!

A block of cheese.

A block of cheese.

A gallon of milk.

A gallon of milk.

Are you sneaking up on me?!?

A cup of coffee.

A cup of coffee.

Beans!

Beans!

Cooooooooookies!

Cooooooooookies!

Worms and plastic minnows.

Now wait just a minute here! ...... Where am I gonna get worms and plastic minnows?

The Florida Everglades!

Dexter!

How many times have I told you not to throw the bird?

But Mom, it's not a real bird. I built it in my secret laboratory.

Smooth move, Dexter. Now you'll have to erase Mom and Dad's memories...again!

Smooth move, Dexter. Smooth move, Dexter. Smooth move, Dexter.

Dexter, what do you have to say for yourself?

Well, I'm sorry I ruined Christmas. Again. But, isn't Christmas really about the family, and the love and the sharing and... Oh, Christmas tree! Oh, Christmas tree!

You blockhead! That's not what Christmas is about!

It's not? Then what is it about?

The presents. Ho ho ho!

Oooooh, what does this button do?

Nice uniform. You on some kind of sports team?

Blue Falcon

I'm the Blue Falcon.

Oh, yeah, the Falcons! You guys didn't do so well last season.

Blue Falcon

I'm the Blue Falcon!

Aww, don't be blue!

Blue Falcon

I don't understand! This isn't like my old Dynomutt at all!

Well... He's not, I built you an all-new one.

Blue Falcon

What? Why?

Well, the old one was just a goofy idiot sidekick.

Blue Falcon

He wasn't JUST a goofy idiot sidekick! He was a....go-go dog person!

Blue Falcon

Remember, Dexter: It's a goofy idiot sidekick that makes a superhero SUPER.

[singing] My goodness, my gracious, when will this day be done? Will I have a girl or will I have a son?

[singing sadly as the spotlight shines on him] This is not fantasy. This is reality. [talking] I'm stuck for my life! I'm stuck and I'll be stuck forever! With...my sister... [Yelling] Dee Dee!

Mandark

All hail Mandark, the genius! All hail Mandark, the genius! Sing a song of Mandark, the greatest genius this world has ever known!

Secret laboratory? Now, Dexter, we need to straight a few things up with this secret laboratory business!

[chuckles] Oh, come on out, Shy Boy. Here's your little play clothes all fresh and clean. But I just can't understand how you manage to stain your little outfit so quickly.

Yeah, yeah, mom. It's a real enigma. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have much work to be doing. [takes his lab coat and gloves with him and closes the door]

The boy's right, dear. [puts his hands on his wife's hips] There is much work to be doing.

Oh boy, that was a close one. I just have to get to Ruthy's Field, and I will be home free! Home...

FREE!

Right on, brother!

[in his mind] Yuck! Mom's oatmeal! Tastes like barf!

[confused] Huh?

[in his mind while watching Dee Dee scarfing down her oatmeal] That sister of mine! What a ferocious pig!

Hey! I'm no pig!

That is enough Dexter! Time for school.

But wait Dad, what-

The answer is no! Now get!

[in his mind] Dad, what a stubborn poopoo doody head!

I heard that!

And we are going to have a serious talk about your potty mouth when you get home from school today!

Huh, what did he mean when he said, "your lab", Dexter?

I don't know.