Dexter's Laboratory quotes

I can't look, did he crash? No! No, he did just the opposite, he won! Winning is the part I enjoy most about racing especially when the winner is my son! Congratulations Dexter, you've made me very proud.

Thanks, Dad.

If only your.... [sniffling] older sister Dee Dee were here to see this...

I'm right here, Dad!

Oh, Dee Dee..! Dee Dee, where have you been all these years?!

Right behind you.

Oh, you know I never look back there, ha-ha!

Huh?! No, Monkey! That's not candy! That's boiling lava!

Hey Dexter, looks like we're next. Dexter?!

Oh boy! Oh boy! We're next!

I'm on top of the WORLD!

This is the greatest day of my entire life! [his head gets hit by the top edge of the roller coaster's tunnel]

[narrating] Dexter, I have hidden your funny glowy thing! Now you have to find it! Just follow the clues! Won't this be fun?

Dee Dee! She does not realize the danger she has caused! If I do not retrieve the nuclear core in 1 hour, it will meltdown, causing a chain reaction which will destroy the Earth! And I won't be able to read my book! [runs] No time to waste!

[reads] Clue #1. Apple, cherry, blueberry. R squared. Which pie holds the next clue? [tries to touch the pie]

Dexter?

Yipe! [turns to mom]

Ah... If you wanted some pie, all you have to do is ask. Which flavour do you want?

One of each.

Once again, my enormous intellect has triumphed. Now I can test my new lamp and read my book and... [finds out the book is gone and the paper is in the same place] No! The book is gone? How can-? Huh? [reads the paper]

[narrating] Dear Dexter, if you want to get your book back, just follow the clues!

Nooo! Deeee Deeeeee!

Mom! Dexter's mooning me!

Can't catch me!

Major Glory

You want a piece of me, junior?!

Oh-hoo! You're bonking up the wrong tree, buddy!

Let me introduce you to the family. My name's Jebediah. This here's my very plain wife. I just call her Wife. There's little Ezra. His sister. They're the children. And here's our senior citizen, Grandma. She don't move much but she makes one heck of a scarecrow.

[squawks]

We strive for simplicity here, Dexter. We do without those modern conveniences you take for granted.

Like neural net computers?

Like plumbing.

[holds up a potato powered light] Hey Jebediah!

[screams in pain] My eyes!

Look, I made a potato powered light just for you!

Evil! I'll be having none of this! You must be punished!

Why is it taking so long? I should have been famous a minute ago.

Dex, it's time for your bath!

But I'll miss my show!

Don't argue with me, young man, just do it!

You are wanting to know why? You mean you do not remember?

Remember what?

April 19, one year ago: It is first day on job. Everything is going great, until you come. You want the most expensive ice cream. I make suggestion of cheaper ice cream, but no, you want expensive one. And after I'm giving you ice cream, you pay with PENNIES. Do you know how long it took me to count those pennies?

Emm... at an average human rate, I'd estimate about 5 hours and 33 minutes?

Precisely. And when the counting was done, it is time to put pennies in safe. Then I'm noticing my shoelaces untied. Now, I couldn't very well stop to tie my shoes since somebody had given me a heavy jar of pennies to hold, and the ice cream man rules say to keep any amount of money OVER a dollar in the safe. So, I trip, and I break my tooth. The pain, it is so bad. My girlfriend left me, I lose apartment, I lose car, I'm forced to live on the freeway with wild animals, I CAN'T EVEN EAT ICE CREAM BECAUSE OF THE PAIN! ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID PENNIES! [screams in anger, then breathes heavily]

[chuckles] You know, I still have all of my baby teeth. Ern... I'm sorry. I'm really, really, really, REALLY sorry.

Forget about it, kid.

Well, in that case, can I order my ice cream now?

Sure.

I'll just have a Choco-Pop, please. [the Ice Cream Man gives him a Choco-Pop ice cream] At last, ice cream to eat!

Dollar fifty, please.

[gives a hundred dollar bill to Ice Cream Man] You got change for a hundred?