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Dexter's Laboratory · Season 1, Episode 15

Ice Cream Man and Dexter in “Unfinished Business”

ICIce Cream Man

You are wanting to know why? You mean you do not remember?

Remember what?

ICIce Cream Man

April 19, one year ago: It is first day on job. Everything is going great, until you come. You want the most expensive ice cream. I make suggestion of cheaper ice cream, but no, you want expensive one. And after I'm giving you ice cream, you pay with PENNIES. Do you know how long it took me to count those pennies?

Emm... at an average human rate, I'd estimate about 5 hours and 33 minutes?

ICIce Cream Man

Precisely. And when the counting was done, it is time to put pennies in safe. Then I'm noticing my shoelaces untied. Now, I couldn't very well stop to tie my shoes since somebody had given me a heavy jar of pennies to hold, and the ice cream man rules say to keep any amount of money OVER a dollar in the safe. So, I trip, and I break my tooth. The pain, it is so bad. My girlfriend left me, I lose apartment, I lose car, I'm forced to live on the freeway with wild animals, I CAN'T EVEN EAT ICE CREAM BECAUSE OF THE PAIN! ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID PENNIES! [screams in anger, then breathes heavily]

[chuckles] You know, I still have all of my baby teeth. Ern... I'm sorry. I'm really, really, really, REALLY sorry.

ICIce Cream Man

Forget about it, kid.

Well, in that case, can I order my ice cream now?

ICIce Cream Man

Sure.

I'll just have a Choco-Pop, please. [the Ice Cream Man gives him a Choco-Pop ice cream] At last, ice cream to eat!

ICIce Cream Man

Dollar fifty, please.

[gives a hundred dollar bill to Ice Cream Man] You got change for a hundred?

[Ice Cream Man screams angrily again]

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