Sylvia Prado quotes from Dexter

Sylvia Prado

Men are such babies. They need to be carried kicking and screaming into fatherhood.

Rita

That massage was amazing.

Sylvia

We spend enough money to be members here. At least now I have somebody to go to the spa with.

Miguel

All of that stuff, that's not for men, right, Dex?

Dexter

Lying naked on a table, helpless, no thanks.

Rita

I asked him for menu suggestions - do you know what he says?

Sylvia

I don't know.

Rita

Steak. He says steak. Yeah, that's great, Dexter. That's really great. We'll start with a steak appetizer, followed by steak salad, followed, of course, by a steak. And then, of course, it'll all be topped off by a steak fucking cake.

Sylvia

[sobbing] When you've been married as long as we have, you know when your husband's lying.

Dexter

[voiceover] Something to look forward to.

Rita

[in her wedding dress] I feel like Cinderella ... except for the whole Disney-virgin thing.

Sylvia

Don't worry. No one will know Prince Charming knocked you up before the ball.