Dexter, you got a minute?
Yeah, I need to get to my lab.
Has Deb mentioned anything to you, you know, about us?
She may have said you proposed.
And?
The pancakes weren't bad.
A character in Dexter
Joey Quinn
Dexter · 706 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Dexter: in 22 of its 706 quotes
Most scenes with: Debra Morgan (11), Dexter Morgan (7), Angel Batista (5)
Dexter, you got a minute?
Yeah, I need to get to my lab.
Has Deb mentioned anything to you, you know, about us?
She may have said you proposed.
And?
The pancakes weren't bad.
Is that really what's bothering you?
What? What... What the fuck else?
Maybe you're jealous.
Are you kidding? I could give a fuck who you fuck. Just don't fuck with my investigation, you fuck.
What's the painting of?
It's the beast being thrown into the lake of fire. It's the last tableau.
Why do you think he smashed in the face?
I can't imagine.
[Batista, Quinn, Dexter and Masuka are examining a fallen near a river]
Hey, what do we have?
Robert Bailey, killed by a single gunshot wound to the chest, right above the heart.
Judging from the stippling on the wound, it looks like the muzzle of the gun was in contact with the victim's chest when fired.
Suicide?
No, the victim was killed elsewhere and dumped here. [Dexter lifts the victim's head. A part of the head falls. He raises the part to reveal a piece of the brain] Parietal and occipital bone sliced through. Back of the cranium removed.
Okay, that's weird.
And looks like a piece of it has been scooped out, like with a melon baller.
Just got weirder.
We have a gun.
So someone shoots this guy, cuts his head open, and messes with his brain. He takes the body and the weapon and brings them all the way out here. Why?
People are crazy.
I mean, you think Miller's clean? Come on... You dig deep enough on anyone in this department, and you know what you find?
What?
The shit. It's there. I mean, we all got it. I know you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I can't argue with that. We've all got the shit.
Yeah. Big difference is, some people get away with theirs, and some people don't.
Well, you're a good detective. It'll work out.
[Debra has been shot]
I'm calling your brother.
No, he's leaving with Harrison. If you tell him what happened, he'll stay.
Deb-
I swear to fucking God, I'm not getting on that ambulance if you call him.
Okay.
[to paramedic] Can I ride with you to the hospital?
Yeah, no problem sir.
[to Debra] For once don't argue with me. I'm in the ambulance. That's it.
You're such a fucking asshole.
[Quinn is riding with Debra to the hospital]
[in pain] Ooh You know, I really hate getting shot.
[chuckles] You need to stop that.
I thought that was it, I thought I was going to die.
No, you'll live forever.
I thought I was getting what I deserved.
What you deserved? Why would you deserve that?
I've done shit I'm not proud of. Stuff I can't take back.
I've done shit I'm not proud of.
Not the same.
I know. You went through a bad time. But I've fucked up too, Deb, a lot. I think we get to make up for it, you know?
How?
Do enough good in the world, it kind of cancels out the bad.
I think we'd need to save a busload of nuns or something.
You're a good person, a lot better than most. Now that you're back on the force, you'll have a million chances to do good. Maybe even save that busload of nuns. [smiles] But if they're like the ones I had in school, let 'em go. Come here. [kisses her on the forehead]
Dexter MorganMichael C. Hall · 539 quotes
Debra MorganJennifer Carpenter · 132 quotes
Vince MasukaC.S. Lee · 48 quotes
James DoakesErik King · 37 quotes
Rita BennettJulie Benz · 35 quotes
Angel BatistaDavid Zayas · 34 quotes
Harry MorganJames Remar · 23 quotes
LilaJaime Murray · 20 quotes
LumenJulia Stiles · 20 quotes
Frank LundyKeith Carradine · 17 quotes
MLMaría LaGuerta13 quotes
BrianChristian Camargo · 12 quotes
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Dexter pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.