Don't you dare try to turn our son into an intellectual!
“Sunday” · Season 4
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (1), Gabrielle Solis (1), Carlos Solis (1), Mike Delfino (1)
It's good for a dog to sleep with its master. It helps us bond.
Well if you ever want to bond with my boobs again, you'll get her off.
to Orson) Are you the guy that ran me over?
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