Hey, chill out. You're acting like I did when I was six months pregnant.
Uh, excuse me. You were hitting people.
Only two. And the mailman had the good taste never to bring that up again.
“The Little Things You Do Together” · Season 3
In this episode: Lynette Scavo (2), Gabrielle Solis (1), Tom Scavo (1), Carlos Solis (1)
What do you mean, it's bar mitzvah season? There's no such thing.
[after Gaby told Carlos she assumed she had sex with Zach] I can't believe you bagged another neighbourhood kid!
[Carlos walks away]
Where are you going?
To warn the Scavo boys!
DVDanielle Van de Kamp
[shouting to Andrew] I liked you better when you were a psychopath!
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