We had plans tonight.
We can turn our jeans into hot pants any day of the week. We’re talking about a free house here, Clare, a free house. We’re gonna be drinking, dancing and riding.
Quick question on the old riding front there.
Go on?
Who exactly will we be doing that with?
Young hot farmers. Donegal is coming down with them. Big strapping lads ripped to fuck from all the turf collecting.
Oh, don’t worry about me.
There’s actually quite a few lesbians as well, Clare.
Lesbian farmers? Really?
Lesbian farming is actually huge in the Republic. We’ll get you sorted, don’t worry.
What about me? Could we pick me up a girl?
Can we pick you up a girl?
Like she’s a thing?
(in the van) Yeah, that is so out of order, James.
I didn’t mean… I-I just thought…
Well, you thought wrong, James.
Sorry.
Get in the van. (exasperate sigh) Dirtbag.
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