It’s not my fault your choreography is pedestrian, Michelle.
Kiss my actual hole, Erin.
Look, I think we all just need to calm down.
Piss off, James!
Okay, that, is it? I’m going solo.
Oh, Christ, here we go.
Screwdriver.
Um, bell. Apron.
Fanny. Big fanny? Fanny pain.
The plumber was trying to get off with Erin’s ma! The plumber was trying to get off with Erin’s ma, and now I need to give all of my sponsorship money back.
We’re gonna need more details, Clare.
I saw them together in the hall. He was whispering things to her, you know, suggestive things.
My ma? He was coming onto my ma? What is he, some sort of reverse pedophile?
I bet Mary told him where to go.
Not exactly.
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