This document is an insult to the majority of people of Northern Ireland!
All right, Ian, we get the idea, like.
What are you futtering at?
The picture’s just gone a bit, sort of…
Dear Jesus!
You have to give it a bit of a shock now and again. (He hits the TV again) You have to keep it on its toes.
I’m not sure you do have to keep it on its toes, Joe. It’s a television.
Okay, okay, okay! I’m just going to turn it off and turn it on again. That usually does the trick. (He turns the TV off and on again) There we go. Hm? It doesn’t seem to be anything happening now.
This stupid prick’s broken the TV, Mary!
For God’s sake, Gerry.
He’s been futtering.
Excuse me. You’re the one that was thumping it repeatedly, Joe.
I’ll thump you repeatedly!
Well, the pair of you better sort it out. London’s Burning’s on in 20 minutes.
God, Mary, but them poor fellas are flat out with fires, so they are. Jesus, but they never get a minute.
Aye, it’s a good job they keep themselves in such great shape.
Aw, don’t, Mary. That Greek fella…
He could throw me over his shoulder any day of the week.
Boke-o-rama.
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