I can’t believe we’re doing this. It’s fucking heartbreaking.
Look, Granda’s had one, and now he’s acting really, really weird.
You’re being paranoid, Erin.
He was nice to Daddy.
Jesus!
Exactly! And if my ma starts asking questions…
Your ma won’t trace it back to us.
Are you for real? She traces everything back to us. She traces things we haven’t even done, back to us.
Are you sure this will work?
This is how you get rid of drugs, Clare. I’ve seen GoodFellas, like, 20 times.
That’s not the only way. I watched this film once about this girl who was trying to hide drugs, and what she did was, she shoved them right up her--
I’m not sticking a scone up my hole, Orla, I’ll tell you that for nothing.
Okay, I’m going to flush.
Go for it.
Is it working?
Of course it’s working.
Is the water rising?
Jesus Christ! Why is the water rising, James?
I don’t know. The water didn’t rise in GoodFellas.
Fuck! We’ve clogged it.
Who has a plunger?
I’m afraid I left the house without my plunger tonight, Orla.
Aye, me too. Nightmare, so it is.
Oh, whoa!
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