We need a better plan, Michelle.
This is a great plan.
We cannot walk to Belfast.
How far could it be? Have you ever seen Northern Ireland on a map? It’s fucking tiny.
I have to say, I’m not overly keen on us being out in the open like this, just because of the whole there’s-a-polar-bear-on-the-loose-that-could-maul-us-to-death thing.
It can try.
Is it just me, or is that gypsy an absolute ride?
Michelle, you cannot say that.
What?
They’re called travelers now. You can’t say “gypsy” anymore. It’s insulting.
Is it.
Yes, yes it is.
Really?
Who are they?
They’re just people, James. They’re just people exactly like us.
Except different.
Yes. No.
(gasps) That’s actually racist, Orla.
No, it’s not. They are different.
They’re not.
Well, they live in caravans, for a start.
I wish I lived in a caravan.
Aye, me too. Caravans are class.
Can everybody stop being so racist, please?
I’m a bit scared of them. Is that racist?
Yes.
Very much so.
Is gypsy even a race?
Traveler.
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