Okay, I’m going in. (Deirdre Mallon knocks at the door) For the love of God, don’t come in here!
Everything all right, Mary?
Stay back, Deirdre. This is the death trap.
Listen, Mary, I hate to do this to you, but me and Martin are both working nights, and I’m nervous about leaving these two on their own, what with the day that’s in it. I don’t suppose there’s any chance you could take them with you?
Ach, away, Deirdre, it’s just--
The English thing? Listen, Mary, I understand. I mean, he’s my nephew, and even I find it hard to get past. If I’m totally honest, there’s times when I look at him and I feel… Well… it’s pure hatred. I’ll not dress it up.
No, no, it’s not the English thing.
I hope to God it’s not the gay thing you’re offended by.
There is no gay thing.
Because I’d be disappointed in you, Mary. I’ll not lie.
Of course not. I mean, if anything, the gay thing sort of cancels out the English thing.
Again, no gay thing.
You wouldn’t move over there, James? I can’t see past your massive closet.
I’m just not sure we’ll have room in the caravan.
It’ll be grand. Us men can camp outside.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Run and ask Jim across the road for the lend of his tent.
Well, thanks a million, Mary. I owe you one. You know, if you want our Ryan to sort that gable wall of yours out, you’ve only to ask.
What’s wrong with our gable wall?
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