Hello Quark!.
S4 E8Little Green Men
The first landing parties will arrive here! (points at a random spot on a map)
WWainwright
Where?
Here, right next to this blue blob!
WWainwright
You mean your people are going to invade— Cleveland?
[Quark's cousin has tried to kill him earlier]
I'm innocent, I tell ya! This is all a misunderstanding! Rom, get me a lawyer!
I'll call Cousin Gaila. I'm sure he'll know a good one.
[as he's being dragged away] ROM, YOU IDIOT!
[grins] See you in a few weeks, brother!
S4 E9The Sword of Kahless
You know what I like about Klingon stories? Nothing. Lots of people die and nobody makes a profit.
S4 E10Our Man Bashir
Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught me that in the Obsidian Order.
Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
I'll bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
No. No, there were a good many things they didn't teach me. Like the value of a good game of chance. Or how indulging in fantasy keeps the mind creative.
Lunch tomorrow?
Of course. But why don't we have it at your place. In Hong Kong. Unless this was your last adventure.
Oh, I think it's safe to say that Julian Bashir, Secret Agent, will return.
[Re: the decor in the holodeck, circa 1964]
Another decorator's nightmare. This era had a distinct lack of taste.
[Bashir has shot Garak, who is lightly bleeding from his neck]
You'll be fine. It's just a flesh wound.
That was awfully close. What if you'd killed me?
What makes you think I wasn't trying?
[Brightening] Doctor, I believe there's hope for you yet.
CCaprice
Thank you, Mister— Mister—
Bashir. Julian Bashir.
[They kiss]
Is that your plan?
Shut up!
Baccarat and geology are my life.
NNoah (holographic Sisko)
If you think you are gonna destroy my keyboard, you are wasting your time!
FFlacon (holographic O'Brien)
It's working just as you planned! You've done it, doctor."
NNoah (holographic Sisko)
"Yes. But somehow, I didn't expect to win."
S4 E11Homefront
I'm not sleeping. I was checking my eyelids for holes.
I hope you don't take this the wrong way, Constable... but there are times when I wish you'd never found your people.
Believe me, Captain, sometimes I feel the same way.
[In Ops, the DS9 crew discuss the strange activity of the wormhole]
When was the last time the wormhole opened?
Twelve hours ago.
Perhaps it has returned to normal?
I suppose so.
You sound disappointed, Major.
I guess I am. Part of me was hoping that the Prophets were behind it, that they were finally going to show themselves to the Bajoran people.
I prefer Klingon beliefs.
I suppose your gods aren't as cryptic as ours.
Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them millennia ago. They were more trouble than they were worth. [Kira and O'Brien exchange looks]
I don't think I'll ever understand Klingons.
Don't worry about it, Major. Nobody does. That's the way they like it.
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