Are there any other secrets I should know about?
Just my gumbo recipe. But I'm taking that to my grave.
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Are there any other secrets I should know about?
Just my gumbo recipe. But I'm taking that to my grave.
What makes you think she wants to spend eternity there [in Sto-Vo-Kor]? I know I certainly wouldn't. Imagine what it must be like. Hordes of rampaging Klingons. Fighting and singing, sweating and belching.
Sound like this place on a Saturday night.
Would you want to spend eternity here?
Dax. I can't believe it.
I can hardly believe it myself. But I'm Dax. I mean, I'm not Jadzia Dax—I'm Ezri Dax. But I have all of Jadzia's memories. Not to mention Lela's, Tobin's, Emony's, Audrid's, Joran's, Curzon's. Am I forgetting anyone?
Torias.
Right. You are probably asking yourself, who is this person? How did she get the symbiont? Do I want another Dax in my life? Does she always talk this much? These are very good questions. And I wish I had good answers for you.
[after first seeing Ezri Dax]
She is so cute.
She is also about three hundred years too old for you.
[To Kira] Well, I was hoping that our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I suppose I'm willing to settle for short and exciting.
Kiss Me, Deadly. Interesting title.
Hmm. The book isn't bad, either. I think you'll enjoy it.
I'm sure I will, but is this really the right time to start reading a book?
Well, maybe not. But I know how much you hate all this waiting, and Mike Hammer has certain qualities I think you'll appreciate,
Such as?
He's as tough as they come, and he hates waiting almost as much as you do.
Oh, I like him already.
You can blink now, Colonel. You've won. Senator Cretak has agreed to remove the weapons from Durna.
What changed her mind?
I told her if she didn't remove them, I would.
Then what changed your mind?
You did. Remind me never to play poker with you.
[to Ezri] I don't need someone to walk in here and hold my hand. I want someone to help me get back to work and you, my dear, are not up to this task. Well, look at you; you're pathetic. A confused child trying to live up to a legacy left by her predecessors. You're not worthy of the name Dax. I knew Jadzia. She was vital, alive. She owned herself, and you, you don't even know who you are. How dare you presume to help me? You can't even help yourself. Now get out of here, before I say something unkind.
It's a strange sensation, dying. No matter how many times it happens to you, you never get used to it.
[playing baseball]
All right, Niners, let's hear some chatter!
[chants along the lines of "Hey, batter batter batter!"]
Death to the opposition.
What are you eating?
I'm not eating—I'm chewing.
Chewing what?
Gum. It's traditional. I had the replicator create me some.
They just chewed it?
No, they infused it with flavor.
What did you infuse it with?
Scotch. Here—try some.
Mmmm!
[Odo declares that Worf has struck out]
WHAT?! What are you talking about?! That ball was at least half a metre out! How could you call it a strike?! REVERSE THE CALL! REVERSE THE CALL!
[rushes over] Are you blind?! That was low and outside!
The ball was clearly outside!
What the hell were you looking at?! You can't tell me that ball was over the plate! What were you doing—REGENERATING?!
[calmly] Caught the outside corner.
[Worf and Sisko continue to protest over each other]
THE OUTSIDE CORNER?! THE CORNER OF THE DUGOUT, PERHAPS! MAYBE THE CORNER OF THE STADIUM! BUT NOT THE CORNER OF THE PLATE!
THE CORNER, MY FOOT! THAT WAS A BALL, AND YOU KNOW IT! WE SHOULD HAVE TWO MEN ON! TWO MEN ON! TWO MEN ON!
Gentlemen, you are trying my patience.
You stole the run from us! You stole it, just as if you reached up and tore it off the score board!
[Begins poking Odo in the chest]
You stole it from us!
You. YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
What?!
“No player shall at anytime make contact with the umpire in any manner. The prescribed penalty for the violation is immediate ejection from the game.” Rule number 4.06, subsection A, paragraph four. Look it up, but do it in the stands. YOU'RE GONE!
[Sisko walks off]
[Muttering to himself] It was a ball. It was no strike. I know it was a ball.
Chief?
What?
I think that means you're in charge now.
You're right. [To the team] What are you standing around for? You never seen a man thrown out of a game?
[Nog catches the ball as the Vulcan runs past him. We see that the Vulcan's foot does not actually touch home plate. Odo (the umpire) says nothing.]
What? What happened?
He didn't touch home, Nog!
Well, what do I do?
Find him and kill him!
The fact is that the universe is going to stop expanding and it is going to collapse in on itself. We have to do something before it is too late.
How much time do we have left?
60 trillion years. 70 at the most.
Oh, no.
If I had to choose someone to replace Atlas and hold up the world, it'd be Miles. He'd do it with a smile, too. And Kira. She never doubts herself. Which is what Odo finds so fascinating, because he doubts everything but her.
What about Ezri?
[considers] The moment she realizes she's more than just the sum of her parts, she's really going to be something.
I can't believe you saw all that after only just a few hours. I'm going to have to start putting on my poker face.
Too late. You've already given yourself away.
Really? [Sarina nods] And how would you describe me?
Compassionate. Brilliant. Lonely.
Well, two out of three isn't bad.
Which two?
That would be telling.
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