[playing baseball]
All right, Niners, let's hear some chatter!
NNiners
[chants along the lines of "Hey, batter batter batter!"]
Death to the opposition.
“Take Me Out to the Holosuite” · Season 7, Episode 4
In this episode: Miles O'Brien (3), Worf (3), Benjamin Sisko (2), Julian Bashir (2), Odo (1), Nog (1)
What are you eating?
I'm not eating—I'm chewing.
Chewing what?
Gum. It's traditional. I had the replicator create me some.
They just chewed it?
No, they infused it with flavor.
What did you infuse it with?
Scotch. Here—try some.
Mmmm!
[Odo declares that Worf has struck out]
WHAT?! What are you talking about?! That ball was at least half a metre out! How could you call it a strike?! REVERSE THE CALL! REVERSE THE CALL!
[rushes over] Are you blind?! That was low and outside!
The ball was clearly outside!
What the hell were you looking at?! You can't tell me that ball was over the plate! What were you doing—REGENERATING?!
[calmly] Caught the outside corner.
[Worf and Sisko continue to protest over each other]
THE OUTSIDE CORNER?! THE CORNER OF THE DUGOUT, PERHAPS! MAYBE THE CORNER OF THE STADIUM! BUT NOT THE CORNER OF THE PLATE!
THE CORNER, MY FOOT! THAT WAS A BALL, AND YOU KNOW IT! WE SHOULD HAVE TWO MEN ON! TWO MEN ON! TWO MEN ON!
Gentlemen, you are trying my patience.
You stole the run from us! You stole it, just as if you reached up and tore it off the score board!
[Begins poking Odo in the chest]
You stole it from us!
You. YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
What?!
“No player shall at anytime make contact with the umpire in any manner. The prescribed penalty for the violation is immediate ejection from the game.” Rule number 4.06, subsection A, paragraph four. Look it up, but do it in the stands. YOU'RE GONE!
[Sisko walks off]
[Muttering to himself] It was a ball. It was no strike. I know it was a ball.
Chief?
What?
I think that means you're in charge now.
You're right. [To the team] What are you standing around for? You never seen a man thrown out of a game?
[Nog catches the ball as the Vulcan runs past him. We see that the Vulcan's foot does not actually touch home plate. Odo (the umpire) says nothing.]
What? What happened?
He didn't touch home, Nog!
Well, what do I do?
Find him and kill him!
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