Hugo Jarry quotes from Deadwood

Hugo

I do not, my friend Adams, take it up the ass... But I suspect those that do, do so because they consider they advance their own interests. Shall we not, like them, pursue our mutual gratification?

Hugo

Had you vision as well as sight, you would recognize within me not only a man, but an institution and the future as well.

Steve

Fuck you, fuck the institution, and fuck the future!

Hugo

You cannot fuck the future, sir. The future fucks you.

Hugo Jarry

Washington harasses us for our difficulties in distribution to the Indians, thereby distracting the nation at large from Washington's own fiscal turpitudes and miasms.

Silas

There amongst the turpitudes and miasms, you got caught stealing the money.

Hugo Jarry

The money was not stolen. There was an amount of siphoning off and certain irregularlities.

Silas

Sounds like it was regular as milking Bessie, 96¢ on the dollar.

Hugo Jarry

Rank exaggeration.

Silas

If it was less than 90, you fucked generations of Indian agents to come.

Hugo Jarry

Perhaps then, rather, at this moment--having had in fact no connection to the regrettable incident involving Mrs. Ellsworth--you are Socrates to my Alcibiades, taking it upon yourself to edify me?

George Hearst

Are you saying you want to fuck me?

Hugo Jarry

[confused] What?

George Hearst

Well, you keep calling yourself Alcibiades to my Socrates. Are you proposing some sort of a homosexual connection between us?

Hugo Jarry

I'd forgot that part of the story.