I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you...Radio 4!
Brian Perkins
Dead Ringers · 273 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Dead Ringers: in 11 of its 273 quotes
Lines by Brian Perkins 9
I'm Brian Perkins. At my signal, unleash hell!
BBC Radio 4. I'm Kaiser Soze!
They counted without one thing. Me, Stone Cold Brian Perkins!
BBC Radio 4. I'm Lord Lucan!
I'm Brian Perkins. Harder than a fiendish sudoku on Viagra.
BBC Radio 4. I'm Brian Perkins. Come on, feel the noise.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I'm Brian Perkins, don't **** with me.
BBC Radio 4. I'm Brian Perkins... the real Slim Shady.
Scenes with Brian Perkins 2
PBPat Butcher
Well, that's it then, Roy. We know who did it. We know who shot Phil Mitchell. It was...
BPBrian Perkins
Me, Brian Perkins!
JRJonathan Ross
The makers of the Harry Potter films are looking for a replacement for Richard Harris to play the wizardly headmaster Dumbledore. To save time they're only recalling actors who have experience with beards.
HPHarry Potter
Oh, wise and Kindly Dumbledore, you said you had something of great importance you wanted to say to me.
RHRolf Harris
Yeah, g'day, Harry. It's your old mate Dumbledore here!
DDirector
Next!
BCBilly Connolly
Harry, don't defeat Lord Voldemort a little. Defeat him a lotto!
DDirector
Next!
BBBrian Blessed
HELLO! I'M BRIAN BLESSED!
DDirector
Next!
BPBrian Perkins
BBC Radio 4, I'm Albus Dumbledore. Or at least I am if they know what's good for them! Brian Perkins knows exactly how to gain access to the Chamber of Secrets. You just get Jenni Murray drunk at the Radio 4 Christmas Party!
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