The makers of the Harry Potter films are looking for a replacement for Richard Harris to play the wizardly headmaster Dumbledore. To save time they're only recalling actors who have experience with beards.
Oh, wise and Kindly Dumbledore, you said you had something of great importance you wanted to say to me.
Yeah, g'day, Harry. It's your old mate Dumbledore here!
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Harry, don't defeat Lord Voldemort a little. Defeat him a lotto!
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HELLO! I'M BRIAN BLESSED!
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BBC Radio 4, I'm Albus Dumbledore. Or at least I am if they know what's good for them! Brian Perkins knows exactly how to gain access to the Chamber of Secrets. You just get Jenni Murray drunk at the Radio 4 Christmas Party!
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