Fiona Bruce quotes from Dead Ringers

Hello and welcome to the Ten O'Clock News with me Fiona Bruce. It's not the news in my life, it's the life in my news.

I'm Fiona Bruce, proud to be tested on animals.

I'm Fiona Bruce, and I'm sat on the luckiest chair in Britain.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Breaking news, breaking hearts.

I'm Fiona Bruce. I'm the one who made the frog crazy.

I'm Fiona Bruce. There's never a hosepipe ban when I'm around.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Forget The Da Vinci Code, I'm the one who'll bring the Catholic Church to its knees.

I'm Fiona Bruce. When the news is good, I'm good. When it's bad, I'm better.

I'm Fiona Bruce. If you're looking for a source of alternative energy, you've come to the right place.

I'm Fiona Bruce; the real reason Thierry Henry is staying in Britain.

I'm Fiona Bruce; Michael Schumacher has been stripped of his pole position from the Monaco Grand Prix, after an incident during the qualifying lap, and I've just won £50 from my producer for saying stripped, pole and lap without moving my eyebrows.

I'm Fiona Bruce; David Cameron's first choice of luxury item.

I'm Fiona Bruce; Play your cards right, and you could be in for a Brucey bonus!

I'm Fiona Bruce. I'll make Peter Crouch.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Like Britney Spears, I'm completely shaved.