People of Britain, starey eyes, sweaty palms, receding hairline, yesterday I announced…
Played by David Tennant
Dead Ringers · 273 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Dead Ringers: in 10 of its 273 quotes
Lines by Tony Blair 9
People of Britain, oh how I hate to be beside the seaside grimace, hate Gordon Brown hand gesture, looking over his shoulder underpants…
People of Britain, this is your Prime Minister, twitchy face, embarrassing plum suit, today...
People of Britain, this is your Supreme Overlord…
People of Britain, who hate me…
You miserable gits, this is your Prime Minister…
Slack-jawed simpletons of Britain, this is your leader…
... But I am not Tony Blair. No, my real name is Enrique "The Condor" Martinez ...
People of Britain, this is your I-can't-believe-it's-not-Gordon Prime Minister.
Scenes with Tony Blair 1
NENoel Edmonds
Tony, how much do you love Jennifer?
TonyNyeh.
NENoel Edmonds
Nyeh? We don't do "nyeh" on this show Tony. What's the matter?
TonyI just don't think I care anymore, Noel. I have been in my hotel room for 86 weeks waiting to get on this show. I lost my job, my wife has run off with my best friend and my house has been repossessed. This, is just a silly game.
NENoel Edmonds
They warned me this day would come. That there would be one. One like you! (pointing at Tony) Well let me tell you, Tony. We don't like your sort on Deal or No Deal. Do we, Deal or No Dealers?
DODeal or No Dealers
No!
NENoel Edmonds
So let us take our little happy sticks from underneath our podiums, and beat some Deal or No Deal happiness back into Tony!
NENoel Edmonds
Now let's keep playing.
CContestant
Do I have to?
NENoel Edmonds
(under his breath) It's spreading!
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