Fiona Bruce quotes from Dead Ringers

I'm Fiona Bruce. Standing up, or behind the desk, it's all the same with me!

I'm Fiona Bruce. With rear end suspension and airbags as standard.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Now the regional news, all my regions are just as fantastic as the rest of me.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Don't move! I like you in that position

X-Men? They are when I've finished with them.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Guess where I've got my Red Nose!

I'm Fiona Bruce. I've kept slaves in the past but I'm not apologizing.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Gordon Brown visits me privately as well.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Have you been a good boy all year? Then it won't be me coming down your chimney at midnight; I only like bad boys!

I'm Fiona Bruce; My knickers are made of mistletoe.

David Blunkett has been fiercely criticized for telling David Dimbleby to piss-off during a live radio broadcast. David Dimbleby has been fiercely criticized for not pissing-off!

Hello, I'm Fiona Bruce and welcome to the News at 10. You bloody love it, don't you?

I'm Fiona Bruce. I'm off to play with Dom's little wood.

I've ironed your script, so if you crease it the only reporting you'll be doing is in the Falklands, and that's not very nice! Rhrrrr!

You're watching a NewsWatch election night special, and I've already had my ballot box well and truly stuffed!