Dead Ringers quotes

I'm Fiona Bruce. Forget The Da Vinci Code, I'm the one who'll bring the Catholic Church to its knees.

I'm Fiona Bruce. When the news is good, I'm good. When it's bad, I'm better.

I'm Fiona Bruce. If you're looking for a source of alternative energy, you've come to the right place.

I'm Fiona Bruce; the real reason Thierry Henry is staying in Britain.

I'm Fiona Bruce; Michael Schumacher has been stripped of his pole position from the Monaco Grand Prix, after an incident during the qualifying lap, and I've just won £50 from my producer for saying stripped, pole and lap without moving my eyebrows.

I'm Fiona Bruce; David Cameron's first choice of luxury item.

I'm Fiona Bruce; Play your cards right, and you could be in for a Brucey bonus!

I'm Fiona Bruce. I'll make Peter Crouch.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Like Britney Spears, I'm completely shaved.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Standing up, or behind the desk, it's all the same with me!

I'm Fiona Bruce. With rear end suspension and airbags as standard.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Now the regional news, all my regions are just as fantastic as the rest of me.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Don't move! I like you in that position

X-Men? They are when I've finished with them.

I'm Fiona Bruce. Guess where I've got my Red Nose!