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Dead Like Me
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S2 E12Forget Me Not

[At the restaurant, Mason and George return from the bee.]

Hey! How'd it go?

G-R-E-A-T.

It was a spelling bee.

[to Mason] Seriously, how'd it go?

F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C.

How do I get it to stop?

Well, go on, Georgie, tell him.

Well, as far as senseless, brutal deaths go, I say it went beautifully.

Yeah! So maybe a little simple "thank you" is in order, instead of your constant irritation, Ruby. Maybe a little bit of G-R-A-T… uh… t… i-i-tude, tude.

[Rube hands out Post-its.]

For you, and you.

Where's Roxy?

She has got a personal day.

Well, why don't I have a personal day?

Because you're an F-U-C-K-U-P.

"Fuck up" has two words.

Actually, "fuck-up" is a hyphenate.

[They all look at her.]

Well, it is!

[Ray introduces himself to Rube at Der Waffle Haus and shakes his hand.]

RRay

That's quite a death grip you got there, Rube.

[George tries to find a way to communicate to memory-challenged Nina that she has died.]

Do you want to hear a story, Nina?

NNina

Oh, I love stories.

Well, once there was a girl named George. She was 18 years old. And she didn't have a husband William, she didn't have have a daughter named Beth, but she had a mom, a father, and a sister. And, one day, she went outside — it was a sunny day, a few clouds, but an ordinary day — and she went out to get some lunch, and this man… he stopped me. And he talked to me. And he knew my last name. I told him to leave me alone, but… then something from the sky fell. And I didn't feel anything. I couldn't remember anything… at first. But then I did. I realized… I died.

[George reaches over to Nina's memory Post-it pad.]

I… died.

[She writes on the pad.]

I'm dead.

[Mason buries Ray's corpse as Daisy watches him through the window crying.]

[voiceover] There are things inside you that no one wants to face. Things that you keep secret, even from yourself. But secrets are funny. The things you try to hide always turn out to be the things you can't forget

S2 E13Last Call

You know, this morning, when you said you spent your last day on Earth, your very, very last day on Earth, stapling?

Filing.

My God, that's even worse. You said you regretted it, didn't you?

Yeah of course. Who gives a shit?

My God, I give a shit. Rube tells us to be on the periphery. To keep away from...things. To keep our distance from...life. Our family...

Yeah?

God, it is nonsense. You get close, Georgie, you get close to everybody that ever meant anything to you.

Have you been drinking?

Of course I've bloody been drinking. And it's last call. And you gotta...you gotta drink up while you still can.

[Rejecting Mason's ring] I won't fall in love, I won't get married, I won't grow old with someone, not with you or anyone.

S2 E14Always

[voiceover] We think we can't do something… [chanting] we think we can't, we think we can't, we think we can't… but we can.

[voiceover] I guess there's always something out there to hide from, something out there you just can't face. Three Mississippi. Four Mississippi. So you'll hide for as long as you can, but that's not easy either, all that hiding... Five Mississippi. In the end, what you were so afraid of turns out not to be so scary after all. Six Mississippi, seven. Because you have to know that if you're hiding, more often than not, your fears will come looking for you.

S2 E15Haunted

[voiceover] Now that I'm older and… deader… I see that Halloween is amateur night for death.

[George stops by her tombstone, where her sleeping mother and sister have camped out for El Día de los Muertos (The Day of the Dead).]

[voiceover] I'm not supposed to be here… but I am. I don't know if I'm supposed to watch over them… or just haunt them.

[She leaves some candy and tucks their blanket around them. She walks off, then turns back to see Reggie looking her way.]

[voiceover] Either way, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't having fun.

[She smiles and resumes her departure.]

[voiceover] I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to be here. Walking through a graveyard, the day after Halloween… on a quiet and beautiful November morning… It's not so bad, being dead like me.

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