Dead Like Me · Season 1, Episode 12
[Rube passes out self-evaluation forms to the reapers]
Mason, please write legibly. There were complaints last year.
Well, that's ridiculous. I always had high marks for penmanship.
Seriously, I saw the thing. You write like you speak. I could barely understand a word.
Oh, you know what? In all honesty, I was, like, on something when I filled out my form last year.
Are you on something tonight?
No.
For real?
[grinning] Well, a little bit.
[Daisy is sharpening all the pencils the Rube has provided for the reapers to fill out their forms]
Sharpen another pencil and I'm breakin' one in your little pink ass.
[Rube walks over to Mason and George sneaks a peak at Rube's post-it.]
[To Rube] It's 3851 Beatrice Lane!
It's not your post-it.
That's my old house! That's where my family is!
I'm aware.
Wha- who is it?!
It's not your post-it. There are rules, Georgia.
What is going to happen in my driveway?
It's not your driveway anymore.
You know what I mean.
I do. It's not your driveway anyway.
Well, then. I'm coming with you.
That's not going to happen.
Someone dies, at my house, and you don't tell me about it?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
[Talking about Rube's flashbacks of George]
You have a problem with me?
Yes, ma'am, I do. And one thing you should know about me by now, I am a problem solver.
How do I put this delicately?
[To the test-takers] Does this concern you? [To George] Try and choose your words carefully.
[George nods and is very angry.]
Blow me.
[George walks away.]
If you stand too close to a painting — all you see are patches of color, if you stand too far back, you can't see any of the detail. Right now this is your particular perspective and if you ask me—-
I'm a little too close.
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