[At Der Waffle Haus.]
Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Public transportation is the great equalizer.
I don't wanna be equal. Fuck equal.
What about a bicycle? I once had Dorothy's original bike from The Wizard of Oz. I knew someone from the props department.
Don't you mean you blew somebody in the props department?
Knew, blew, tomato, tomahto. Once baby Judy died, I didn't want to ride it anymore, so I sold at an auction.
Speakin' of death, let's get to work. (Hands out post-its.)
[George is at Happy Time discussing her new job.]
I'm not certain I'm understanding you, Millie. You've already contacted the employer--
Uh, I didn't. Um, Josh called them.
Who is Jo- never mind. What did the employer say?
He said, 'Yes, I'm hired.' I didn't do anything. Josh did everything.
Does Josh know you're a valued employee of Happy Time?
That's very nice of you, Dolores, but I thought I'd just look for something a little more 'living wage-ish'. Like, I wanna buy a bike.
Well, I wanna ride in the Kentucky Derby, but you don't see me in racing silks, do you? Tsk. Well, when do they want you to begin?
Tomorrow?! Aha. Interesting. Well, G. F. Y... Good for you! Looks like I've got a going away party to organize. Excuse me.
[voiceover] G. F. M. Good for me!
[George is sitting out of her going away party and Stephanie walks up to her and whispers something]
S Stephanie
It's no big deal. It's just a little tab you put on your tongue.
You know, I feel my current reality is altered enough.
[Stephanie nods]
[Stephanie hugs George making George feel violated]
S Stephanie
Let's look out for each other today, okay?
[George walks into an office to find Stephanie hiding]
[voiceover] It turns out that certain remarks like, 'Let's look out for each other,' which seemed casual and meaningless had a special significance here at Happy Time.
[Stephanie is under a desk rummaging through trash.]
S Stephanie
Fuck. I can't find it. I can't find it.
S Stephanie
I can't- I can't find it.
S Stephanie
Blue! Red's taken it over!
S Stephanie
Red's been attacking all the colors! We gotta stop it!
S Stephanie
Yellow's next. It doesn't stand a chance! Poor yellow.
Why don't we go for a walk?
S Stephanie
Nope! No walking!
I'm going to call the Color Police. [She picks up the phone] I'd like to report a color crime in progress. [To Stephanie] I'm on hold.
C Clancy
Maybe we should split up.
Fine! Fine, you walk away but you better find yourself one hell of a lawyer.
C Clancy
Split up to find the dog!
[after a beat] Oh, that's a good idea.
H Henry
[contemplating suicide after his partner, Gary, has died] Why would I re-think this? Thirty years with that beautiful man and I am not getting into that bed tonight without him and I am not waking up tomorrow without him. I won't, I can't. We were going to Kyoto in the fall. They have beautiful gardens there and I won't go without Gary.
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