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[Pacey and Andie are married for a school project]
I want a divorce.
Granted. You know what, we split the cash. You can have the kids. I'll keep the car.
That is so typical, doesn't it sicken you that you're living up to the most common and base of male stereotypes? You don't care about your wife and kids; all you care about is this overpriced absurd piece of metal.
Hey, it's got passenger side airbags! Look, I want a Viper, end of story.
This is just one assignment. Its not like your flunking out of school.
Yeah, I know that. But you get behind by one day, and then you're always struggling to catch up. And you become more and more confused, and then the next thing you know, you're out on the streets drunk and pulling around a shopping cart.
Andie, you're rich. Rich people don't end up on the street. They end up in Florida.
Is Andie on any kind of special medication? Because she just went psycho on me.
Why, what'd you do?
Oh, nothing. I just called her a spoiled princess.
Andie, a spoiled princess? I don't think anything could be further from the truth.
Oh, come on. Are you telling me your family's not totally loaded?
You think I work here for kicks?
I can't believe I'm friends with someone who only has eyes for Dawson Leery.
Guilty as charged.
Please, you're making me eww. [Jen smirks] Jen, look at me. I have three words for you. Make it happen.
Abby...
No, don't Abby me. Make it happen.
Listen, I know it's over. It has to be, but I just need to know... Do you miss, um, teaching.
Yes. Very much.
Good, because I miss you teaching. Very much.
Hey, I've got nothing going on now. So how about we go for a walk around town together.
Yeah, what's the joke?
No joke, I've got no plans. And believe it or not, but I'd rather spend my time with you, than than flying solo. So pinch yourself, its your lucky day. You in?
Well yeah, I might as well.
Unless you've had your heart set on watching Dumbo.
Nah, I've seen it about 700 times. You're not gonna throw me in front of a bus are you?
Thats not such a bad idea McPhee.
Jack, ever since we hired you, its been nothing but a slapstick comedy. I mean you break dishes, you misplace orders, and you fall all over yourself.
Why don't you just terminate me, if I'm such an incompetent moron?
We don't want to terminate you Jack. Its just... [pauses] Alright, you can open. Bessie will be relieved and it will be like a test run. But [pauses] just don't set the kitchen on fire.
Well, thanks for that unqualified vote of confidence.
You've been everything to me. And I have been your sidekick, your confidant, your other half for so long and that's how our relationship works. And it's a nice place for you, but for me it's scary. Cause I realized that aside from you, I don't have anything. My entire life is attatched to you.
What other time in your life are we gonna be exposed to so many walks of life? People who randomly cross your path, telling you their stories, hopes, dreams.
Ways to blame us for their food being cold, not enough clams in their chowder.
Why are you so angry.
It's just the full moon, it's got me freaked.
Not just tonight. All the time.
Have you ever noticed how the most interesting thing about a porn film is the title? I mean think about it. You've got your Sperminator, Romancing The Bone.
I don't know why they try to be so clever. I mean they should all have the same title, "Woman Pacey will never do."
Ouch. You know McPhee, all this verbal sparring we're doing is getting a little dangerous, so we should just go on a date before someone gets hurt.
Forget it.
Oh come on, you know you want to.
Well, maybe if I was asked politely.
OK. Andie, would you like to go on a date with me tonight?
[Shrugs her shoulders] OK.
Well, don't sound so enthusiastic.
Look, let's never let a guy come between us again. Men will come and go, but you and I are kindred spirits. We're rebels bonded by the common need to break out of this small town abyss.
Okay, are you sure you're okay with this whole guy thing?
Absolutely.
Good, because I've been dying to tell someone. I've got a date with Vincent.
You bitch!
What?
After everything I've done for you, how could you steal him from me?
Are you out of your mind? He doesn't even know that you exist, Abby. (
[Jen begins to walk away and Abby starts following her]
You might want to stop and pick up some condoms. You're in the big leagues now, babe. I mean that guy probably has illegitimate kids scattered up and down the eastern seaboard.
Shut up, Abby.
Yeah, he probably likes it kinky. After all, you are the girl from New York City, right?
I'm warning you, back off!
Yeah, old Vince probably knows an easy lay when he sees one!
[Enraged, Jen suddenly turns and slaps Abby hard across her face, almost knocking her down]
Don't you ever talk to me again, ever!
I do not know what to do about you, child!
Please, don't preach to me right now.
No, there'll be no talk about God. You leave him out of it. This is between you and me. What I witnessed tonight is something I never want to see again!
I had the situation under control. You don't have to get upset at me.
I am not upset, I am sick! I will not allow you to slide back into your reprehensible, New York behavior. Not while you're under my care. You will not disrespect me.
Wait a minute, I...
No, you wait a minute, Jennifer! This behavior will not be tolerated. You will treat me with respect, and you will act like a lady. You will not degrade yourself, not under my roof, and not in my lifetime! Have you no respect for yourself?
I cannot believe you would hit me. Me! You're my best friend!
Best friend? Abby, need I remind you that in the past two days, you have called me a bitch, a slut, and a loser?
Yeah. But I would never physically hit you.
You're warped! Why don't you just go home?
Why? Is the dork from the docks comin' a callin'?
You guys are a bunch of cynics, you know that? I mean, what kind of high school memories will you have if all you did in high school was bitch and moan about everything?
Bitching memories.
Moaning memories.
[to Joey] You don't blame me for kissing you, you blame yourself for kissing me back. ...
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