Darkwing Duck · Season 1
[on screen] I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the editor that leaves you on the cutting room floor!
Crosby! Just what's going on here?
I- I- I don't know, sir!
Gee, I thought you woulda cut out this part.
[on screen] I am the clock cleaner who will ring your chimes! I am Darkwiiiing Duck!
It's no use, Negaduck! You may have trapped the whole entire police department in lime jello, but you didn't trap me!
[sarcastically] Ooh, Darkwing Duck! I'm so scared!
Oh, yeah? Well, you should be! [Negaduck throws the bomb at Darkwing] Eep! [bomb explodes]
Ha! I'm more afraid of early hair loss!
[juggling bombs] You are obviously overreacting to no longer being Public Enemy Number 1.
What!? I am too Number 1!
Are not. I'll show you. Here. Hold these a sec. [gives the bombs to Negaduck and has him juggle them instead and takes out a newspaper] See? Right behind Dr. Slug. {Megavolt is Number 3)
Dr. Slug. He couldn't slime his way out of a paper bag! Gimmie that! [gives the bombs back to Darkwing and takes the newspaper] Number 2!? That does it! This town is toast! [Bombs explode]
Oh, goody. I'll get the marmalade.
So, this city wants a public enemy... SHUT UP BACK THERE! Well, I'll show 'em who's number uno. I SAID SHUT UP! Stupid mutts!
So, St. Canard has a new favourite hero, eh? And a little girl, at that! The perfect target for public enemy number one...
What's the big deal? St. Canard always wanted a tourist attraction. I think the leaning tower of pizza is perfect.
What is this?! Did I cross a black cat today? I can't waste one sappy hero?!
[crying] You never treated me like a hero! You just treat me like your baby girl! [storms out of the room]
[quietly] Because you are...
Too late, Darkwing. You can't save both the girl and the city.
Au contraire, mon frere! That's just what heroes do best.
My plan, Launchpad, is simple - not to mention incredibly brilliant, now that I mention it.
Quackerjack's giving me the creeps. Someone's got to tell him prison's not supposed to be fun.
[on Quackerjack] "Let the cleansing power of prison life wipe away your cares... and your sanity!
Look at him. He's nuts. He's out of his tree, completely insane! [pulls out a lightbulb] Isn't he, my wittle bubbwy-wubbwy?
Ah. How sweet. A beautiful dove, the symbol of peace. Perhaps I should feed it...TO A CAT!
He's so arrogant!
So 100% egotistical!
So pretentious!
So... oooh.. squiggly!
He must be... Darkwing Duck!
Zap him!
Mulch him!
Slice him and dice him!
Tickle him to death! Hahahaha!
Wait a second! This can't be Darkwing Duck! If it were Darkwing Duck he would've called me mean names like 'Bush-Brain' and 'Melon-Head'!
I think Bush-Brain is right!
Yeah, good thinking, Melon-Head!
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