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Darkwing Duck
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S1 E15Unfinished Business

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth! I am DARKWING- Duck-and-where-did-everyone-go?

Maybe you need to work on a shorter intro, DW.

[as a slime monster] I am the slime that slurps in the night! I am the wad of gum that sticks to the heel of crime! I am Yucky Duck!

[She looks around; the enemy is gone.]

I think I need a shorter intro.

DDarkwing (as Christopher Columbus)

[repeated line] I claim this India in the name of Spain!

DDarkwing (as Leif Erikson)

Not so fast, mister! I was here first, and it's America, not India!

DDarkwing (as Christopher Columbus)

Oh yeah? Then why are there Indians here?

BBinky (as an Indian)

Look, dear, we're being discovered!

It would take something pretty big to save you now!

[Megavolt gets crushed by Columbus's ship]

[weakly] I guess that's big enough...

DDarkwing (as Neil Armstrong)

That's one small step for a man, one... [notices Megavolt crushed under his rocket] ...bad day for that guy.

This is the desert. A cruel oven where the sand is the baking dish and mystery is the casserole.

They killed her friends and stole her Dad's soul. This time... it's personal. Gosalyn Mallard, Zombie Slayer!

I am the ivy that clogs your pipes! I am the taproot that... clogs your pipes! I am Bushroot!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the slug that slimes your begonias! I am- Herb Muddlefoot cast as a construction worker?

No, actually that's my part.

Let me guess ..In your contract a clause that "The Studio Is Always Right"?

Not only talented, but he tests through the roof! Right, Crosby?

CCrosby

Yes sir! Bushroot's cuddliness index is off the charts!

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