Chicken pox? Thought that went out with Starbucks and Madonna.
S2 E8Gill Girl
Can't you see I'm getting ready for a bath?
Funny, women and water. Seems to be the theme of my evening.
S2 E9Medium is the Message
Logan [Talking on phone with a doctor]: I read about the work you've been doing and I thought you might be able to help... a virus... genetically targeted to a specific gene sequence... it's mine actually... because someone wanted me dead?...Doctor please don't hang up I am NOT a nut and I'm willing to pay you a lot of money... HELLO?!
Maybe when father was mixing you together he put some Picasso in your DNA.
Picasso in my cocktail.
Scored a sweet deal on some ham-hocks, my buyer fell through on me, you want em?
I... uh don't have any money.
Aw, that's alright, take it as an 'I'm sorry for trying to kill you' that one time
WWWendy White
Truth is, he [White] doesn’t care much for Eyes Only. Thinks what you people do is... subversive.
Look, Josh, you’re a great artist, apparently. But you’re also, to be frank, a dog-boy.
RRita
An artist burns bright for an instant, and then extinguishes like a scrape of phosphorus.
Well, call it his Blue Period. It’ll be worth a fortune.
You know, but just, uh, tell her you lost the papers. Tell her, uh, I don’t know, tell her your dog ate ‘em. Tell her you ate ‘em.
RRita
Yeah. Um, I told your representative you could have the painting back if you’d just ask for it in person.
Here I am, in person. Give it back!
Pain is a phantom of the mind.
S2 E10Brainiac
AAsha
I'm off to the frozen north. I don't know who to trust. I'm not happy about this, Logan.
Well, I'm not happy about it, either.
Well, if she's not happy, and you're not happy, then I'm not happy. Max, are you happy?
Shut up!
Watch the hands.
BBrain
I'm just tryin' to hang on here.
Hang on a little lower. [pause] Not that low.
(to Logan about Asha and Max) What in the world do they see in you?
S2 E11The Berrisford Agenda
He told Marina that he loved her. And the next week he was catting around with Little Suki on the side.
I never said I loved her. That is a cheap ploy and I don't go there. I said that she was a unique creature unlike any other.
"A unique creature unlike any other." Man, I'm totally stealing it.
Oh, it works like a charm. I mean, you can literally watch them melt.
Please, you're making me sick.
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