Alec quotes from Dark Angel

Alec

My turn now bitch.

Max

What'd you just call me?

Alec

You heard me, B, I, T, C...

Max

Oh, look at that. The ring girl just lost her top.

Alec

Yeah... [he turns to look anyway and Max kicks him in the 'crown jewels', she gently pushes his head and he falls to the ground]

Max

Ooops. [Guy in charge comes into the ring an announces that Max is the new champ]

Joshua

Hey little fella.

Max

Hey big fella.

Alec

I guess that makes me medium fella.

Max

I appreciate this.

Alec

Yeah, no worries. Anything for a friend, or a clone of a friend.

Max

What is it with these snakes? It's like Ames White and his Familiars are following me around.

Alec

"Ames White and his Familiars." Kinda sounds like a rock band, you know?

My golden boy's a mutant.

Alec

We prefer "genetically empowered."

Take me, Jesus.

Mole

Careful what you wish for.

Max

What's that?

Alec

It's a hole in my body made by a bullet.

Max

Been there, done that.