Logan quotes from Dark Angel

Max

I just came by to catch some coffee.

Logan

Uh, sorry, the market's been out for a week, which is ironic, 'cause, you know, Seattle was the coffee capital of north America back in the day.

Alec

It's just 'cause she's hot, you know.

Logan

What is?

Alec

Everything. Everything she gets away with. You honestly think we'd be down here in this moldy dump looking for God-knows-what if she were ugly?

Logan

We're down here to give Max a hand.

Logan

Oh, Max. Thank God.

Max

Are you okay? What happened?

Logan

Eyes Only met his match.

Uncle Logan.

Max

Hi. What's your name?

Go away.

Max

Nice name. I'm Max.

Logan

Brittany, say hi.

No.

I'm off to the frozen north. I don't know who to trust. I'm not happy about this, Logan.

Logan

Well, I'm not happy about it, either.

Alec

Well, if she's not happy, and you're not happy, then I'm not happy. Max, are you happy?

Logan

Shut up!

Max

I can't believe how late we are. Can't this thing go any faster?

Logan

Hey! Cut Bessie a little slack. Considering the number of times she's been shot up and put back together, I'm lucky she even runs at all.

Logan

Well, I am looking forward to spending some time with Joshua.

Max

Yeah. You know, I think you two will get along. Just, you know, remember to act natural.

Logan

As opposed to the unnatural way I normally act?

Max

No. You know what I mean. Just don't stare.

Logan

Oh, okay. Don't stare at the genetically engineered part-man part-dog guy. Got it.

Joshua

Oh, having macaroni and cheese and little -- little hot dogs.

Logan

[laughs] Dogs. Sounds good.

Max

He doesn't want me looking out for him. He wants to be left alone. Pretend like it never happened. He's so cut off.

Logan

Sounds like this girl I used to know. She was just looking out for herself. No responsibilities. No entanglements.

Logan

I keep thinking about the night we took down Manticore. When I thought I'd lost you. I came home and I sat on my sofa and I didn't get up again for days. The sun came up. The sun went down. I just sat there. It was like I couldn't move. It hurt too much to move. That's how I feel right now.

Max

I knew this would happen. We shouldn't have taken the chance.

Logan

We had to. You know we did. We can't keep going through this though.

Max

I know.

Logan

That year we wasted. Dancing around each other. Afraid of actually admitting how we felt. If I had that time back, I would do things so differently. (Max's little timer goes off) Well, I guess that's it. (They sit there for a second, then he leans over and kisses her, then gets out of the car.) I love you, Max. (walks away)

Max

I love you too.

Max

Nice haircut.

Logan

Nice gunshot wound.

Max

If I knew this is all it took to get a visit from Logan Cale, I would’ve gotten my ass shot up a while ago.

Logan

I mean, it was the scoop of a lifetime, Max. He was going to give me the capo di tutti capi.

Max

The capo tutti whattie?

Logan

Now he won't even talk to my source. Says he's a stand-up guy and he's no stoolie. I don't buy it. Little mook just needs convincing.

Max

Somebody's spent too much time listening to surveillance tapes.

Mia

Logan, I think there's something Alec wants to say to you.

Alec

Yeah, Logan. I just wanted to say that I understand why Max admires you so much. Sometimes I wish I had more of a purpose in life.

Mia

Logan, is there something you want to say to Alec?

Logan

Well, it's just that sometimes I wish I was more of a free spirit and it must be nice to be a happy-go-lucky sociopath. I kind of envy you.

Mia

Oh! Group hug! [they hug]

Max

What the hell is going on over there?

Logan

You're about to get dead, Dougie. You were on thin ice with the boss already, and that's before you lost him a lot of money. You go with them, you're gonna end your night in cement shoes.

"Cement shoes"? Who talks like that?

Max

Can I get a drink?

Logan

You okay?

Max

Yeah, except I think Mia put the whammy on me again because I have no idea what we just talked about.