[shrieks] The bats of death! They've come for me!
Don't worry, Dad. It's just the bats of bad TV.
Oh, Jakey! I promise, the girls and I will take good care of you from now on.
What's the catch?
There's no catch, Jake. That's just your medication talking.
Assuming he's on any medication.
This book will tell us what we need to do now that we have a heart attack survivor in the family.
And guess what, Daddy? I'm going to study to be a doctor!
Hey, that's great.
Dr. Quinn, medicine moron.
A heart doctor. If Dad died I would've been freaked out for, like, years.
That's the spirit, sweetie. Avenge my death.
You're not dying, dad.
Avenge me!
Jake, you're going to give yourself a... never mind. Honey, is there anything we can get for you?
Yipe! [EKG machine beeps] I want my mommy.
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