Helen, Jake and others in “Unfinished Business”

Helen

[into phone] Well, actually, Eric, would you mind if we wrapped this up tomorrow? Oh, no, that's okay, no, fine. It's just that my family was just... no. Yes, sure, of course. Not at all. Anytime -- never!

Jake

Nothing like Taco Tuesday, eh, girls?

Daria

If I recall correctly, Taco Thursday was pretty similar.

Quinn

I was on the radio today. Bing and the Spatula Man invited the Fashion Club to critique the outfits of some less stylish students.

Daria

Marconi would be so proud.

Quinn

That Spatula Man is funny!

Daria

As are most men named for kitchen utensils.

Jake

Helen, you're going to miss out on all the guacamole! [taunting] Mom's going to miss the guacamole, Mom's going to miss the guacamole...

Helen

Enough with the guacamole! [into phone] No, not you, Eric!

Quinn

I think Bing has a crush on me. Daddy! You're using all the cheese!

Jake

[starts blushing and sweating] "What did the doctor tell you about cheese, Jake? What did the doctor tell you about cheese, Jake?" Why can't a man come home from a hard day's work and enjoy a lousy taco without it turning into...hey, you know, it's the darndest thing! I can't feel my arm! [starts wheezing]

Daria

Dad?

Jake

Blurk! [passes out in the guacamole]

Quinn

Daddy?

Jake

[picks his head up from the bowl] Mom's...gonna miss...the guacamole... [passes out again]

Helen

[turns around, drops phone] Jakey!