You will marry a man while still in your prime. Then, after putting him through school and spending 20 long-suffering years begging him to turn off those damn Broncos and get a real job, he'll walk out of your life, leaving a trail of muddy footprints behind on the freshly cleaned carpet. But you'll be better off without him. Much better off.
[girl runs away, sobbing]
Much, much better off.
And she's the living proof.
Should we get our fortunes read?
I'll pass. Knowing the present is bad enough.
Then how about a Ferris wheel ride?
Do I look desperate to you?
[Sam and Chris Griffin and Upchuck come running at them]
Crusades! Crusades!
Ladies...wait till you hear "The Ballad of the Misunderstood Minstrel."
Do I look desperate to you now?
Yep.
Let's go.
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