Helen, Daria and others in “Unfinished Business”

Helen

So, Jodie, do you belong to any clubs?

Daria

You don't have to answer that.

Jodie

I'm president of the French Club, vice president of Student Council, editor of yearbook, and I'm also on the tennis team.

Jake

Daria, why aren't you on the tennis team?

Daria

Because it's classified as a sport.

Helen

Speaking of sports, Jodie, do you know Kevin Thompson? He and Daria did a science project together.

Jodie

Oh, sure. Kevin's great... [softly to Daria] ...at smashing beer cans with his head.

Helen

I don't know why Daria doesn't hang around with him and his gang more.

Daria

For the same reason I don't sleep with my head packed in ice.

Jake

So, Jodie, got a fella?

Jodie

Yeah, his name's Michael. But everyone calls him Mack.

Jake

Wow!

Daria

Should we go to the main building, or just apply for jobs in the stables?