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S1 E15

Daria · Season 1, Episode 15

Amy, Rita and others in “Unfinished Business”

[giving her car keys to the valet] I don't mind a few dents, but change the radio station and you're a dead man.

RRita

Amy, how delightful. I thought you weren't coming.

I wasn't, but I thought if you two could put aside years of bitterness and resentment, then so can I... for a day.

RRita

Oh, Amy, why do you say such ridiculous things?

Out loud? So, Jake. You're still with Helen, huh? Shows remarkable fortitude. And Roger. How's the skydiving going?

Amy, Roger passed away. This is Paul.

RRita

Oh. Sorry Paul. How do you do?

PPaul

Who's Roger?

He fell onto a cow.

PPaul

Ick!

And he was one of the lucky ones.

Girls!

Hey, what's the point of a senseless tragedy if you can't find a little humor in it? I like the way you think, Daria.

RRita

Now, Amy, I don't know where we're going to seat you... [leads Amy into building]

I need a drink. [Jake laughs] Why are you laughing? [Jake's laughter dies as he follows Helen inside]

Wow, Aunt Amy's really weird.

Yeah.

[dark clouds roll in, thunder rumbles]

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